List Soup: 11 things that suck about being an adult
There are definitely a lot of things that are awesome about being an adult. You can stay up late and eat ice cream for dinner, you can get as much porn as you want and if you want, you can just sit around smoking weed and playing video games. But for the things that are awesome, there’s a tremendous amount of bullshit that comes with it. When you really become an adult, you realize that ultimately, life sucks pretty bad and you’re never going to be a rich and famous rock star or astronaut. Fuck you if you’re a rich and famous rock star or astronaut.
